Thau Dong, Old Chinese Guy, Advice Column #5

"Often we judge objects or people by their appearance. However, their contents are purpose could be quite valuable to us, yet we pass them by because they look old or ugly. A wise man takes the time to investigate, using every opportunity for knowledge. Well, except for bananas. I mean, those motherfuckers taste good, but they last like, a day! And when those motherfuckers got brown on 'em, you better believe they are all mushy and shit inside. Fuck that shit! People are all, "make some banana bread!" And I'm all, "Fuck that! I ain't makin' no motherfuckin' banana bread!"
-Thau Dong, Old Chinese Guy