The Most Legal News Anchor

So, I'm walking back from the grocery store this evening. Guy passes me on the street. Stops.
"Hey, are you a news anchor?" says guy.
"No." says I.
"So, are you a lawyer?"
"No."
"Oh, alright."
Then he just walks away! Like, what the hell. Maybe it was the suit. Maybe it was the fresh haircut. Maybe it was the go-to-it attitude. Still, I ain't no news anchor, and I definetely ain't no lawyer. Guy was on drugs....you could practically smell the PCP.