Bus Bus's Random Thought for the Day

I wonder if praying mantis's ever actually pray...? Think about it. It'll keep you up at night.

Bus Bus's Random Thought for the Day

Though Beaver Tails have no real resemblance to real beavers, they are a little piece of delicious.

Evil Monkey, We Salute You

Oh Evil Monkey, how evil you are! However, I think most of us can empathize with his plight. Who hasn't come home after a long day of work at the office only to find their wife in bed with another monkey?. I know I have! It definetely puts a damper on your day. It's hard to bounce back from something like that. Especially when you are a monkey.

So angry!

Swords are not toys

My First Published Work

From Grade 1

"The Magic Story"

Once upon a time there lived a magician and he had a crystal ball. He could tell you your future. One day the ball fell and broke. The magic man said the magic words and the ball came back together and the magician lived happily ever after.

GOLD!!

Photoshop Days

Pessimistic Box of Chocolate Analogies

Inspired by the movie "Forrest Gump"













Life is like a box of chocolates;
- by the time it gets around to you all the good ones are gone.
- someone has tampered with the box and filled one "lucky" chocolate with arsenic.
- unless you have the little card which denotes the characteristics of each chocolate, you might end up getting one with peanuts, and you are allergic to peanuts.
- eating the whole thing will make you ill.
- it will just make you fat.
- you never know when a poisonous cobra will jump out at you.
- when the box is empty you just throw it in the trash bin.
- lots of fun, but might require a painful drilling at the dentist's office.
- you unwrap it to find somebody has already sucked all the fun out of it.
- you never know when or where Al-Qaeda will strike next.

That's Some Kinda Update!

Well, here we are, approaching Halloween. Is that awesome? Probably. I had a pretty good run there, what with all the postings and the suchlike. I'd just like to say that I hate Rogers. I mean, they're good guys I guess but really they are jerks. I won't go into the details, but I was this close to cancelling my service last night. But I didn't.

Some ideas I'm working on:

- Private investigation company
- Being more awesome
- Getting rid of some junk
- Denouncing my faith
- Yelling into the void
- Jumping up and down a lot
- Games of urban warfare
- Ways to make more money
- Etc.

Hahahah, also, I finally caved and bought an iPod. But it was worth it! It's totally excellent. This is not a plug for Apple. Other than that I am looking for an apartment with an office. For EVIL!

KING OF BLOGS

"I Hereby Declare, Upon This Sixth Day Of October, In The Year Two Thousand And Six, That Nonsensical Gibberish Is Hereby Appointed The KING Of All Blogdom"
- Senior Blogland Magistrate

The Most Legal News Anchor

So, I'm walking back from the grocery store this evening. Guy passes me on the street. Stops.
"Hey, are you a news anchor?" says guy.
"No." says I.
"So, are you a lawyer?"
"No."
"Oh, alright."
Then he just walks away! Like, what the hell. Maybe it was the suit. Maybe it was the fresh haircut. Maybe it was the go-to-it attitude. Still, I ain't no news anchor, and I definetely ain't no lawyer. Guy was on drugs....you could practically smell the PCP.

Embarrassing Tapes

Yes, Whitesnake and Milli Vanilli.
Embarrassing.

Deviant!!

Oh Internet! Poor poor blog, how we have strewn/strown from our original purpose!
It used to be simple...so simple. How did a blog called Nonsensical Gibberish become Sensical Information? It must have something to do with Rationality. FIE I say! FIE on Rationalism.
Henceforth, this blog shall be used only for the purposes of randomness! Oh, and information, politics, and fat chicks? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!

Well anyway, this should make you sufficiently ill.