Shoelace Fingernails

I am a pirhanna
YES a big pirhanna
Watch me swim so free
Biting off your knee-dealie
Loop de loops in waterville
Your blood is yummy when it spills
I'd like to taste your ankle next
Watch you struggling for breath
My friends all say "some tasty meat!"
"I call the eyes!" "And I, the feet!"
I could even eat your wang
That part has delicious tang
But don't tell anyone it's me
I am also a shy pirhanna
YES a timid pirhanna

1 comment:

Oberon said...

.......that's funny....i like it.