1/9/07

Mark Zuckerberg Can Eat It.




Ha! Well, as was my eventual goal, I got myself kicked off of Facebook (www.facebook.com).

Apparently, you're not allowed to create groups that defame anyone. Whatever happened to a little bit of healthy libel? Now it seems as if someone is trying to hack into my hotmail account. Coincidence? I think it's YOU, Mark Zuckerberg. Well, if you can't take a joke, that is just too bad. Luckily you don't have any control over what I do here on Nonsensical Gibberish....tool.

I was just having a little fun. Now you had to go and ruin it. But never fear! I shall return to Facebook, and wreak my havoc upon you! From the man who brought you such awesome groups as "George W. Bush is a TOOL", "Mark Zuckerberg is a TOOL", "Facebook is for dummies, therefore I am a dummy", "Processed Cheese is super neato!", "The Group with the longest name on facebook, therefore the group that is #1", I say, I shall have my revenge. I encourage all of you Facebookers to stand up for my right to commit random acts of libel. Create groups demanding my return! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY MIGHT! Or you might end up just like 'ole Zuckerberg here.
Jibber-Jabber out.

2 comments:

Diane said...

literally the best facebook story EVER. Zuckerberg really just proved himself to be a tool by leaving the group and deleting you! hahahaaaaaaaaaa
cant stop laughing

Dankoozy said...

I loled. that guy actually is the biggest tool on the interweb. and no matter how much money he makes or how many times he shags Kim Jong iL's daughter he will always have to live with the fact that he is a douche.