Apology to fat women.

Yes, I realize that I may have been hasty to make fun of these fat women. So I am sorry, fat women of the world. I realize now that you are "just big boned" and that your problem is "genetic." To those of you who have died of congenital heart failure since these pictures were taken, I'll eat two footlong Subway sandwiches in your honour (yes, with extra meat).

Peace out fat women, peace out indeed.